A Barflies Lament. - Google Docs

A Barflies Lament. - Google Docs: "A Barflies Lament
By Curly Barfly


When Baz lost his best mate

Nearly three years to the day

His room changed forever

The outlook was grey.


Nearly going insane

He yearned for tomorrow

To lessen the pain

And reduce his sorrow.


Then out of the blue

He found a new mate

Who at first instance

Seemed so second rate.


He knew she was pre-loved

And already been used

But forever their fate

Would always be fused.


She was small with one star

But he loved that poor dear

She was there in his hour

And gave him cold beer.


He disposed of her today

After she went in the heat

As she started to smell

Like putrefied meat.


An all Australian model

She was truly ridgy didge

He’ll miss the dull humming

Of his old stubby fridge."